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<div>I should have known it would be you.</div>

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<div>Groan.</div>

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<div>Lee<br>
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From: ACCRS HO Scale <accrs-ho@mail.accrs.org><br>
To: accrs-ho <accrs-ho@mail.accrs.org><br>
Sent: Thu, Aug 4, 2016 5:32 pm<br>
Subject: [Accrs-ho] Railroad Humor.<br>
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Message From: Andrew Herrera  <a href="mailto:czephyr1949@gmail.com">czephyr1949@gmail.com</a>



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<div dir="ltr">              <font size="4"><u>Off-the-Rail-Puns</u></font>
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<div>A railroad engineer must not get side tracked</div>

<div>or he will lose his <u>train</u> of thought.</div>

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<div>Those who steal trains must have a <u>loco</u>-motive.</div>

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<div>A fired newspaper editor took an <u>ex</u>-press train</div>

<div>out of town.</div>

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<div>What do you call a train that sneezes?</div>

<div>Achoo-choo train.</div>
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