[Accrs-ho] Railroad Humor.

[ACCRS HO Scale]

              *Off-the-Rail-Puns*

A railroad engineer must not get side tracked
or he will lose his *train* of thought.

Those who steal trains must have a *loco*-motive.

A fired newspaper editor took an *ex*-press train
out of town.

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo train.
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